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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:55
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
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Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
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Everyone loved it.
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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